Outtakes 63

 The Politicians

 By Cait Collins

These days you just can’t escape it. Turn on the television and you are bombarded by political ads. The news media spends 95% of the program reporting who said what, who lied, and who flip-flopped. It almost makes you want to unplug the TV until after Election Day. But if we were to do that, we’d miss some really great characters. Think about all the flaws and flubs; the wow and brilliant. Some of it is really sad, and other times you just shake your head in disbelief. Or you think, “I wish I had thought of that comeback.”

I find it easier to write scenes with corrupt politicians. The bad guys are everywhere. They are not unique to one party. All political parties have their less than honorable candidates. They plot and scheme their way into office. They can be subtle or overtly evil. They kiss babies and in the next breath throw an underling under the bus. You got to love these guys even while you hate them. They make good reading.

On the other hand, there’s something to be said for the incorruptible candidate. He’s the baby-faced guy who doesn’t look old enough to shave. The opposition considers him clueless or simple. Don’t be fooled by the innocence. Our guy is brilliant. He masks his determination and ability with a broad smile and hearty handshake. His opponent smirks thinking the goody-two-shoes has no chance to win. He underestimates Mr. Smooth and paves the road to his own down fall.

So here’s your challenge. Pick an elected office. It doesn’t have to be a national position. Your candidates may vie for any office. Write two character sketches; one for the sleaze and one for I-aim-to-please. Avoid the clichés and cardboard characteristics. You want the candidates to have depth and layers. Trade the sketches with critique partners and friends and have them cast ballots for their favorites. May the best man win.